http://www.restroomratings.com/ Pointed reviews of restrooms from around the world en-us Shock-o-lot? That is the phonetic spelling of the French pronunciation of the moving picture show: Chocolate. The loo here was filled with love, memories, photographs of chocolate making from yesteryear the the smell of the saccharine wares being produced nearby. The candymakers looked like happy elves going about their merry business, producing food that is beautiful to the mouth, food that embraces the tongue like an old friend, food that kisses the taste buds like an intimate sensual lover, lost in the rain but just found, now safe again and never to release her grasp from your warming embrace. The turtles and bear paws here are just darn good, and no turtles or bears needed to surrender life or limb in order to form the goods that tease the pallets of the pleased patrons of this pretty place. People work hard here and take pride in everything they do. The loo reflects this as much as the homemade caramels. - Justin Teerlinck http://www.restroomratings.com/reviews/restroom472.htm Wed, 03 Sep 2008 00:00:00 PDT There are few places that have truly extraordinary design and beauty when it comes to their restrooms, Hacienda Chichen tops the list of the most fabulous ladies restroom in clean open air ambiance, birds all over singing to you and the clean elegance of the restroom is enhance by the original simple decor. Fresh flowers, aroma and jungle view welcome those that visit this restroom. Soft handmade soup awaits guests in the stone carved sink table (truly lovely design). Soft toilet tissue, fresh clean W.C. booths with mahogany wood doors to assure privacy were you need it, a small sofa carved in the stone corner wall delights any female who wishes to wait for a friend or two. We learned Hacienda Chichen is highly committed to "Green Waste Policies" they recycle their waste and have a state-of-the-arts septic system that uses biodigestable tanks with man-made wetlands to treat their waste and gray waters, impressive system that any guest is welcome to tour and get information over the way they treat their waste water and use it for nourishing the roots of native trees near their water waste management system. This is one Ladies Restroom that should be featured in any remodeling magazine for hotels and luxury homes. http://www.restroomratings.com/reviews/restroom471.htm Tue, 26 Aug 2008 00:00:00 PDT I caught no fishes here. Neither did Papa Larry. A toddler next to me caught a sunfish, but not me. What did I catch? I caught me a case of the "Gots-to-pees" and everywhere I turned somebody at this remote, woodsy park said, "Oh say, how's the fishin in your spot? In my spot I ain't-a catched nothin." "Fine, just dandy." I'd say. "That's a lie, son," the other fisherpeople said. "You have to pee now dontcha boy?" I tooka my hat off and scuffed at the ground a bit. "Yessir." "Well then you best be on your way then. Go on, get!" The crapper here is a square chimmney-like hole, covered in streaks of splattered liquid feces, the remanants I'm sure of many bodies purging out the uncooked pork brats and the lactose intolerant ice cream cheese bar treats and braunschwaggwer flavored beer. Ah, lets make that "treets" instead shall we? Good boy. As I sat on this thrown, I pretended I was Dick Van Dyke in the movieshow, "Mary Poppins." I pretended that as a chiminny sweep, one of my tasks was to sit on top of somebody's chimmney and crap in it, and then sing a merry song about my deed. Would you like to hear my song? Okay, boys and girls. I just knew you would. Chim-chim-iney, chim-chim-iney Chim-chim, cheroo, I had to drop my drawers on top of your flue! Chim-chim-iney, chim-chim-iney chim-chim, cher-ey, Since I made a BM down your hearth Then I may as well also pee! Chim-chim-iney, chim-chim-iney, Chim-chim, chim-choy-let The view from your rooftop Is the view from my toilet. - Justin Teerlinck http://www.restroomratings.com/reviews/restroom470.htm Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:00:00 PDT There are three sets of immaculate public restrooms in this outlet shopping center located at Exit 368 in HIllsboro, TX between Dallas/Fort Worth and Waco. Outstanding amenities include fresh flowers in ladies' restrooms, toilet seat spray sanitizer and paper toilet seat covers in all stalls, warm water and hand lotion at sinks, and paper door handle grabber. Customer Service receives rave reviews daily from people who stop by to use these "sparking clean" restrooms. http://www.restroomratings.com/reviews/restroom469.htm Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:00:00 PDT P.F. Changs restroom is one of the top 10 restrooms in San Diego. Very Clean, great Bathroom. This restroom has the contemporary sinks, marble throughout, real towels to dry your hands. Definately in the TOP 10 of San Diego. I have been to a lot, trust me. I gave them a 9 considering they don't have the toilets that have buttons to warm or any bidets. http://www.restroomratings.com/reviews/restroom468.htm Tue, 29 Jul 2008 00:00:00 PDT